Monday, December 20, 2010

Kyle Fansworth Ends Paul Wilson's Charge



While it was said during Hard Knocks this season with the Jets, that one of the players want Rex Ryan watching their back in a fight. I'll tell you who I'm bring and that would be Kyle Farnsworth. I personally met ol' Kyle a few years back when he was with the Cubs and the dude was a monster. While I am fairly certain he ate steroids with Sammy for breakfast, lunch and dinner I am strangely alright with that. To be perfectly honest if I did get in a fight and my buddies were just twisting cheeks, why wouldn't I want a 'roid ragin' mother fucker backing me? The answer to that is I would want him watching my back and absolutely I would want him spearing every man in sight.

Here is another link where he gets after it again.


He comes in at 2:50 and then it is slow-moed just after the 4 minute mark.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Andre Miller Crushes Blake Griffin



I guess the NBA isn't worried about concussions like the NFL. Nor do they care about cheap shots like the NHL. Rising star Blake Griffin, freak athlete and high motor guy, gets crushed by Andre Miller.While I am a LeBron hater, someone tell me that if that happened to him there wouldn't be a foul. If it happened to anyone of 'God's gifts to the NBA' it would have been a technical, maybe even an ejection. Andre Miller only a two and a half hour trip to Seattle, and the Seahawks are looking thin at safety. Wait don't do that you get fined $75,000 for a hit like that. Poor James Harrison.

Monday, December 6, 2010

LeBron James: I'm a Faggot



The truth is out, not trying to offend anyone but this is classic. Look LeBron no one likes you. . . Jabron Lames.

Friday, December 3, 2010

The Baseball World Lost A Legend Today: Ron Santo

 Ron Santo
February 25, 1940 – December 2, 2010

While I wasn't alive for the majority of Ron Santo's life that only means one thing. It means that I wasn't fortunate enough see his desire and passion for the game on the field. However Mr. Santo didn't ever let that passion escape him, as you could tell if you listened to him broadcast. You hear people talk about players with a great baseball mind and that is really what Ronny had. Year after year he gave his heart and soul to a Cubs team that hasn't won the World Series in over 100 years. I've watched and cheered for these pitiful Cubs year after year partly because one man could always give you hope, yes Ron Santo.

The statistics for Ron Santo are impressive as well. While I share a few in this tid-bit here the rest of them will be lower in the article. A career .277 hitter, with over 300 homer runs and over 1,300 RBIs over a 14 year career. He had various decorated achievements during his time as well with nine all-star games appearances and five gold-glove awards. His statistics qualify him to be a Hall of Famer, the sad thing is he is not one One can only hope that it will happen after he has passed on. While often times the players affect on winning a championship is always important in the Hall of Fame's decision, do not punish a player for being loyal to an organization. Ron Santo was on a winning team only seven years and did not go to the playoffs ever. But he wanted to stay and try and give the Cubs fans his heart and soul in an effort for a championship, which cannot replace a championship but it can ease some pain. Ron Santo played the game right and his stats show it, below are the third basemen in the Hall of Fame and under it are the stats Ronny had in those categories. (They are rather comparable, and wouldn't rank him last in any category.)

Third Basemen BOLD Indicates Statistical Leader For HOF Third Basemen
Name [Link To Full Stats] AVG OBP SLG HR RBI RUNS SB
.307
.363
.442
96
987
887
235
.328
.415
.443
118
1,014
1,513
24
.305
.373
.487
317
1,595
1,583
201
.294
.344
.409
65
983
1,055
194
.306
.368
.414
78
870
881
51
.311
.351
.449
103
779
895
84
.271
.378
.509
512
1,453
1,509
68
.267
.325
.401
268
1,357
1,232
28
.267
.384
.527
548
1,595
1,506
174
.320
.362
.435
58
1,273
1,183
158
Name [Link To Full Stats] AVG OBP SLG HR RBI RUNS SB
Hall of Fame Third Basemen
STATS
Ron Santo                             .277   .362    .464    342   1,331   1,138    35

I know that being a good person doesn't qualify anyone for the Hall of Fame, but that is what Ronny was to this Cubs organization. As a fan I felt like Ronny was a friend talking to me personally through the radio; also I know him and the players shared a mutual respect. Ernie Banks will always be 'Mr. Cub' and deservedly so, but if there is a brother to 'Mr. Cub' and the Cubs organization it is Ron Santo. Everyone plays the game to be the best that they can in hopes be immortalized as a Hall of Famer, and Ronny will get there (hopefully). It is just a shame that 'The Hall' couldn't have called before he passed on. This is a quote from Ronny not getting inducted into 'The Hall', "I know getting inducted into the Hall of Fame had to be something, but that flag is going to be hanging there after everybody is gone."(Talking about his jersey number being retired by the Cubs.) To Ronny being honored by the Cubs was more important than voters from the Hall of Fame. Today we are reminded of a man who was above the Hall of Fame, but when 'The Hall' does call Ronny and 'the baseball Gods' will be smile down on us Cubs fans and his family.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Dwight Howard Mocks Derek Anderson - "Have Fun"

They took down the video I had of this clip so I wanted to re-add on that worked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFf0AH6mCY

Something tells me that Dwight Howard isn't the leader of Derek Anderson's fan club. At least someone is having fun in today's professional sports. Then again it always helps when you are winning too because then reporters will laugh with you. Poor Derek Anderson had one good season a few years ago and now he is doing his best Denny Green impersonation down in Arizona.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Cheating: Starring Tiger Woods, Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Kobe Bryant

I guess we should know by now that we should know that professional athletes do not live by the standards of normal humans but who can tell it just like it is. The closest thing I've seen mainstream is Bill Simmons with some of his references about things that otherwise go without a strong opposition. He is also an inspiration to why this blog is starting, but that is neither here nor there. In today's world we turn our shoulder to the problems that get the most media attention. When I was little growing up I wanted to be a professional athlete, as I'm sure many other people did too and kids now want to as well. The problem starts that kids should want to be people who make the world a better place and that are inspirational not one's that abuse their power.

Just a few days ago Tiger Woods came out and said:
"I was doing things morally, inside, I knew I shouldn't be doing."
"I made terrible choices and repeated mistakes. I hurt the people whom I loved the most."

So Tiger the question for you is if you know all these things and you seem to be talking like you knew these things at the time why did you do it? Well I am going to pretend I am you. You did it because you were thinking he I'm Tiger fucking Woods I can do whatever I want. Along with that I can fuck whoever I want. People know all athletes have temptation and if you are marrying an athlete you should expect it especially if you are not long-time sweethearts from growing up. Well I guess I can't go and say that either because Kobe Bryant married and he "didn't" bang/rape some chick in Colorado. Wait why are they still married? Oh that's right I remember because she would have nothing without him and he dropped $4,000,000 on a diamond ring for her.

So if you want to get back with your wife after you fuck some random slut just buy her a big juicy diamond ring and all will be forgiven. This is alright thought because athletes and celebrities are above the law and the rest of society. Maybe it is because I want to marry a celebrity personally that I am so biased about celebrity and athlete marriages. It is even better when athletes are introduced to celebrities and they think those marriages will work out.

Think about kids in college trying to find a sexy girl to hook up with. Things that will help in lady that girl: 1) Being from a wealthy background/from a famous person. 2) Being increadibly smooth which is by far the hardest. 3) Being blessed to be born as a handsome human. 4) Being an ATHLETE.
There might be one other major that helps people get laid and that is a Bio/Pre-Med because they most likely will successful. An athlete is the person that is in the moment and they are the big buff looking guys that our media outlets and most sexy women fantasize over. So does it surprise me that hott actresses want to marry these physical specimens that are today's athletes, no it doesn't. I just never see it working out in the end but these marriages will keep happening forever.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria (used to be Longoria-Parker) seemed like it could last forever when they drop an absurd amount of money on their wedding. Well absurd for us working people in the real world that don't get millions of dollars every year. If a couple like these two who seemed to have everything going right can't be satisfied with each other how are other athletes going to do it. Wife sharing cannot work nor can it be accepted by today's society but these players should have some type of clause with their wives. Eva Longoria will be fine because she can support herself, but some of these athletes wives if they were left by their husband would be left with nothing. So why wouldn't these women just except a lot of these athletes when they are young and married are going to be chasing all the 'tail' they want when visiting another city. But apparently being in your home town can be just as dangerous with your teammates running around. Who's wife could turn down sweet nothings being whispered into their ears in French? Poor Brent Barry didn't deserve this.

Someone five years ago a heart are man truly felt for and now we wish he would have just retired. Yes, that is right you guessed it is that crazy, dick pic'ing, broken ankle playing, overstaying his welcome in the NFL guy Brett Favre. As a Packers fan I was among the biggest Brett Favre lovers, especially strange since I'm from Chicago. If he would have retired a Packer three years ago he would have never tarnished his name and also would have been a true American QB hero. Now he is just another athlete that went rogue and didn't stay loyal to his wife. I won't bash on my man as hard as some of the others but when his dad passed away and he played that Monday night on MNF everyone was rooting for him to win. When his mom and wife got diagnosed with breast cancer everyone felt for him. Now everyone is laughing at him and it is sad to see this poor hero's reputation be torn down these past three years. Anyway I want to spin it I cannot protect what he did he was wrong and should just have admitted it.

Athletes are our role models and bad influences all at the same time. Athletes rock-star mentalities hurt the cause of young kids that want to aspire to be just like them. Cheating doesn't get you ahead in an area of the world and athlete roles models cheating doesn't help our youth. I'm not naive and these patterns will probably continue but if changes could be made it would beneficial to our society.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Randy Moss - "One Clap" ~ DJ Steve Porter



For the first blog-post I have to thank DJ Steve Porter for his Randy Moss one clap. You will see things posted here that cannot be posted by ESPN. Some content will be what I believe about current ongoing topics others will be short and simple such as a small video insert. Stay tuned in for my first article related blog-post.

Who will be the NBA MVP this season?